O'doyle Rules' Journal

Funnies with new Coworker!!
A new staff at the office asked me to help him out with some research. I in turn directed him to a porno site. Serves him right for asking me for help. He wanted to look for "Hot Lunch Boxes" and instead of showing him the correct site, www.hotlunchboxes.com I typed asked him to type in hotboxes.com, and well you know the rest. Kekekekekeke. Funny. Funnier still, he works with dad, imagine the conversation if he ever talks to daddy about this. LOL

Johnny Damon is my homeboy!

I hope that link works. Anyway, the wolfman has commeth and delivereth the nation to the promise land. Let the curse of A-Rod begin. I guess for all the haters such as myself, the baseball season is a success. I won't have to hear the stupid "who's your daddy?" chants anymore. For one season anyway, the evil empire is dead, the look on derek jeter's face is priceless. Here's the top 5 reason why the Evil Empire is hated and misery of their followers are well deserved.

Zeebers top 5 of why the Evil Empire is Evil!

5)John Sterling (voice of the yankees on radio AM880)
Famous quotes
"Bern Baby Bern"
"The yankees go Back to back and a Belly to Belly"
"Yankees win, Yankees win.....thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yankeeees winnnnnnnnnnnn"!
John, all we ask is that you be objective and some professionalism. Well here's one for you, "Ball game over. Season over, RedSox win, Thaaaaaaaa RED SOX winnnnnnnnnnnnnn'!!!!! bitch!

4)Derek Jeter
Undoubtly a good player, even an all star. But please stop making him out to be the best player in the world. Goes down as the first Yankee "captain" to let the sox beat their brains in.
"He's the baseball equivalent of Tom Brady" ---B. Yeung

3)The Evil Empire is a monopoly a very ugly one.
The System is flawed. The evil empire has the most money, and will get the best players money can buy every freaking year. Competition is destroying baseball and we all know it. Note to Baseball, A salary cap is needed. Note to the Yankees and the Players union. Stop fighting the cap. Its for your own good.
Here's a bit of information. Jason Giambi make $17 mil a year, and he didn't even make the yankees post season roster. What a joke.

4) Yankee management
George Steinbrenner, 'nuff said. (who are you going to fire?)

5) Yankee fans

Type A:
The ones that believe it is their birth right to win every year.
"Losing to the Red Sox is worst than dying" ----some idiot after game 6

Type B:
The ones that don't watch a single game during the regular season. Consists of about 60% of they population.
"Who's your daddy Pedro??"We're the Bronx Bombers" --after game 3
"hahaha, the red sox are cute, prolonging their agony"---after game 4
"I didn't watch the game, i knew they'd lose"-----After game 7

Once again, Johnny Damon is my Homeboy. That should be enough. no more flaming, i have not heard from one single yankee fan today about how good they are.

Cheers

Current Mood: excited

Day One
I finally received the scale i ordered.

Name: Steve
Current Weight: 220lbs
college Weight: 175:
Target:180
Short term goal: get to 215 by 2/29/04

The battle has begun, which side are you on.?

I'm Back Bitches!!
Happy freakin new year dawgs. Anyway, I haven't updated in years, so its time. I joined the chelsea's basketball league a while back, and boy do we suck. Especially me. Right now i count myself as one of the worst on the team, probably the 3 or 4 worst on the team. THere's no reason for me to be hogging court time. All this frustrations has made me realize, I need to lose that damn keg hanging above my waist. So, yes I've decided to lose weight. Hell yeah its hard, but this time I'll do my best to give it a go. Boy it's fucking hard to eat lesswhen your girlfriend's family feeds you like a fucking animal. Bless their hearts, I'll resist from now on. I'll have to learn the word discipline. I've ordered a scale to monitor my progress or lack thereof, so we'll see. I'm estimating myself at 205 right now, and my goal is 175. I'm not really looking for a quick fix, more of a lifestyle change. This will be damn hard, I'll need encouragements and such. I'm approaching 30 and health concerns are just around the corner. I guess as the saying goes the older you get, the more suck you are. Wish me luck, I've spoken with baldtron, and the trials of his quest. We'll see how far i go.

The Journey is complete.
So I'm finally back from a eventful week from the midwest. This anticipation is over, and the recuperation begins. Its funny how one needs to recuperate from a vacation but it always works out that way. Last saturday was the dreaded 14 hour ride from new york to south bend. As it turned out it was only 12 to 13 hours with numerous breaks to keep driver and company fresh. 2 days were spent at South Bend, met the "in-laws" they're very friendly-talkitive, some are quite strange/funny. I appreciated the hospitality. South Bend consisted of shopping and eating, and then some more eating. If you're wondering what there is to do at south bend, you're right, there's not much, the whole world revolves around notre dame at south bend. The next two days were spend at chicago/chinatown and milwaukee. There i met some more inlaws, and some more eating ensued. Food is good, don't let anyone tell you otherwise you silly bastard. Once again, i had a very good time at milwaukee and chicago doing some sight seeing and meeting people. To top it off, we hit a couple of casino, one on the way to chicago at Gary Indiana, and one at milwaukee. These casinos were small as shit, but fun would not be denied anywhere within a casino. Thursday it was back to south bend and stayed two more days before heading back to nyc and they day to day grind. Before heading back to work, I participated in a basketball tournament, the results were not good, but Its getting better, and well, its back to work.

To the MidWest
Alighty, So this coming saturday, I'm going to be going to the midwest, to meet the "in-laws" if you will. This should be interesting, hopefully i won't make a jackass of myself. I'll be funny and witty the usual. Hmmmm... maybe i should let my parents know too, or maybe i'll just pack up and say, "mom, I'm going away for a week" that always seem to work. I'm a mature enough adult to take care of myself. I must say work has been totally suck, its the busiest time of the year and I'm definately working for the paycheck instead of showing up for the paycheck. I most definately prefer working rather than playing scrabble all day for the almighty check. SO the weekend went well, some booze combined with Poker. I must say, i feel like the poker player in me is back. The last few times i've played i've been up up and away unlike a certain nemesis. HAH! double HAH Hah.

Current Mood: complacent

I'm back and I'm bad.
Right now i have a headache, I need some tylenol. At this point work is nonstop, Lately I feel as if my life is on fastfoward although *arsha would disagree. I've kept myself busy in one way or another. There's so much to do, just have to grab it and do it. Joined a basketball tournament. We lost but i had an excellent time with it and am looking foward to the next one. If Queens is reading this, I've issued a challenge of Brooklyn vs Queens. Our games are superior, and practice has made us perfect, so bring it on. I've been trying to work out and prepare myself for old age, I'm frightened of being old and having health problems, right now i am definately not in shape. I'm working on improving myself, I just have to make sure i don't lose my edge and get lazy as far as that's concern. I'm doing some light weight training, jogging and a lot of basketball. It's fun watching 40somethings play ball, they inspire me, i hope i won't lose the love to compete when i'm that age.
I've discovered the love for gambling, i've always liked playing poker but the thrill of the casino is in me now. I need to go back. I'd like to thank the NGs for making Vegas and gamling such a great time.(November is a possible return trip to sin city)and this time watch out. Booyah

Disturbing
dimm0k: want me to pounce you?
ZBatWerk: no please
ZBatWerk: don't pounce on me
dimm0k: come on
dimm0k: it'll feel good
ZBatWerk: no don't
ZBatWerk: it won't feel good at all
dimm0k: haha
ZBatWerk: i am frightened by your advances
dimm0k: dont be... since this is your first time, i'll be gentle
ZBatWerk: very frightened

HAH!
Smarterchild is back, go talk to him.

Toni Smith
I'm sure everyone's heard about toni smith. she's a senior on the Manhattanville basketball team. This whole year during the national anthem she's turned her back on the american flag as a form of protest. She's supposedly protesting the injustices in the country, slavery, the upcoming war, and shit like that. All i have to say is what a dumb bitch. She makes it clear that she enjoys the benefits that the country offers but she's protesting everything the american flag stands for. I can't say I agree with all of america's policies. How can you turn your back on the flag, it symbolizes everything that you're enjoying. Security, freedom to protest, and its a sign of respect for those that died fighting for our freedom and way of life you dumb shit. Fuck, I just hate these fucking kids that don't know shit about reality and don't know what the fuck they're standing up for. This shit's probably a publicity stunt, but fuck her. How can you possibly live here enjoy everything that it has to offer and then turn around and say "fuck you america" that's just wrong. If you don't like it here, get yourself on a boat and find an island and get ther fuck out. Not to say someone should hurt her but, someone should definately slap some sense into her. Today's big fuck you goes out to toni smith. Its as simple as this, if you're going to live in the house, respect the rules or get the fuck out. Hoe.

Current Mood: infuriated

Vermont!
So the Ski trip to vermont, has come and went. I must say this past weekend was quite a bit of fun. There were some minor hiccups along the way other than that everything went very well. The townhouse was a bit on the pricey side but it was beautiful or at least very spacious as it had 3 floors. I had a great time, just a few days to get away from reality. Hopefully all the house guests had a good time, I'd do it again in a second. I dreaded coming back home.
Snowboarded for two days; first time in my life. I literally landed on my ass over 100 times during my runs down the slope. The first few times was scary as hell trying to get my way down the slope. After getting a little practice, I definitely feel like i'm on the verge of nailing down the basic skills of snowboarding such as learning to brake and all. I'm thinking bout spending some money to get a board, but maybe i'm going overboard with this trip. I'd definitely do something like this at least once a year.
I am 25 and over the weekend i drank a lot of beer. My name is Steve, I drank a lot over very good beer. No one was really plastered but a good deal of booze was consumed. And a lot of poker and games of chance were enjoyed. I miss it.
I hope everyone had a good time. And i can't wait to school everyone at 2k3 again. I'm the self proclaimed champ of 2k3 of TC101.

Current Mood: calm

War, What is it good for?
I read the news today, and it's not very comforting to find that North Korea now have a missle capable of traveling approximately 10,000 miles and nuking the US. With all the anti US feelings all over the world, this can't be possibly be good news. This impending war with Iraq, I haven't decided wheter I'm for or against it. All I know is its fucking scary. I think its unamimous that Saddam has some sick ass biological weapons. The only people that don't buy this are the UN inspectors and the French, ah the french, the good ol fucking french. We'd all agree that Saddam has to be stopped. I'm just not sure if blowing shit up will keep us safer. But I'm not like the same faggots like sean penn, and richard gere who talk so much shit about their own country and the leaders. These fuckers need to get a life. I don't agree with all of Bush's policies but i really think he's doing what he thinks is best to protect the country, wheter his tactics are overly agressive or not.
Apparently terror alerts are at an all time high here in new york, what the fuck are we suppose to do about it, stay home and not do anything. I have to admit it's got me on edge a little bit. I don't want to get my ass blown up by some terrorist mother fucker. So in a sense these fuckers are winning, they've got many people terrified, but there's no choice but to go about our daily lives.
Vermont:
Ahhhh... vermont this weekend, that'll be a great stress reliever. With everything going on in the world, it'll be a nice time chilling in the slopes throwing down a few 40's and just cozying up to the lady. BOOYAH!

Current Mood: anxious

My take on the quarter-life crisis.
It's been a couple of years since we've graduated and most of us are employed in some capacity. How many of us actually like our job or have an idea of where our life is headed. I've talked to the chronic about this subject of late, he's taking a very proactive approach into solving this dilema we refer to as the quarter life crisis. Good for him and hopefully he'll be able to solve this mystery that's vexed young 20-somethings people since who knows how long. Every day we're watching the clock tick and hoping that it strikes 5 so we can go home, sleep and wake up just to do the same thing again. Every minute that pass us by is a minute of our life spent. Is this really all there is to life and how do I go about finding a solution. Don't ask me, I have none. I'm certain that everyone's thought and wished, they were back in college. The only difference in college was that you know where you're headed after college. You're in an institution for 4-7 years, however long it takes us to graduate; and you find yourself a job afterwards. What happens now, we have our jobs and what's going on later down the line. What i fear is the fact that we're being forced to embrace the unknown. I'm figuring things will work itself out, I'm going to bare with this for the time being. What I am doing is trying to rekindle some meaningful friendships from past. I don't know where it'll lead, but i am certain that it will bring some enthusiasm back. I must say I'm blessed with a great girlfriend and she solves a whole lot of my ailments. Just the thought of knowing she's there for me is comforting in itself. I don't know if there's really a solution to this dilema, its more like an oncoming storm, some of us will get hit hard then others, but in the end it'll pass. In the meantime I'll just ride it out and keep myself occupied whenever some freetime pops up. In another 2-3 years, if i'm in the same position i am now, then houston, we'll have a problem. I don't really have much more to say, other than make use of your time and build on your relationships.

Fuck you Joe Millionaire!
So I've been catching myself watcing a lot of the reality tv lately. Watching the dumbest shows that i despise so much. This concept of Joe millionaire; this, dumb as shit construction dude prentending to be a multimillionaire with women fawning over him. This is so so retarded, yet i've been catching up on whom is left and who he's going to choose. But in actuallity who the fuck cares. These women are clearly fucking idiots. Is money and being on tv so important, that you can just be all over this complete stranger without knowing a thing about him, cept he's worth $50 mil. After watching this show a few times, you have to realize that "Joe" reminds you a lot of that dude from Seinfeld. That dude Puddy, he sounds exactly like him and talks like him too. Grease monkey monther fucker. Ladies, get a life. Shows like the bachelor, at least you have a guy who's got some brains. Hmmmm... on to the serious shit, American Idol, i promised myself i'd inhale a bottle of anthrax before watching this horrid showcase of mediocre talent, but this year I've caught a few episodes and I've gotten into it. Yet again, don't these little fuckers realize they don't have an ounce of talent to make it in the music biz. you do have a few that can get by, they're decent and their voices don't make you blow the chunks. I'm thinking most guys would watch this show because they're some semi decent looking women around. As for the judges, you gotta love simon, that dude tells it like it is. "Dude you suck now leave". The funny thing is you get these annoying kids that talk so much smack when they're told they're not good enough. These fucking kids needs some sense kicked into them, courtesy of my size 11 boots. BOOYAH! Alrighty, am i the only one in america that realizes that last year's winner; Kelly Clarkson, she can't sing for shit, why's her song hitting the jackpot. Why? where does this machine that takes mediocrity to the promise come from? I just don't get some of this shit.

Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Flaky Frost

Ol the secretary.
so it appears i got the secretary in trouble inadvertantly. I knew i had to be at the hospital this morning so i had emailed the boss regarding the matter. Unfortunately the secretary was not aware of this matter. So when the big boss woman calls her in the morning, probably to ask her when i would be in or to confirm my whereabouts, she decided to tell the boss lady that in fact had checked in but stepped out for coffee. Bless her little heart; she was covering for my occasional lateness. So she was caught lying, how shitty is that. It must feel really shitty to have your boss catch you lying.

Arghhh!
I haven't updated in over a week. The thing is I've been withdrawn and I don't know how I should be reacting. My grandmother whom i live with had a stroke 2 sundays ago. It was a terrible scene and a terrible feeling. I don't know how to share this with anyone, or even if i should be sharing it. The following monday and tuesday i was an emotional wreck, I was convinced that i was about to lose my grandma, who happens to a great person. I spent sunday night/monday morning at the hospital and the next couple of days i pretty much just jumped back and forth between home and hospital and catching whatever sleep i can. Everytime i came back from the hospital i sobbed uncontrollably for 30 or so minutes before i fell asleep. I haven't shed tears since that tuesday, and my grandma hasn't gotten any better. She's struggling; that's the best i can describe it. What does that make me? am I not showing enough emotions, does that mean i'm ready to give up on my grandma? Am I a Dick for writing this? I don't know.(I just want to thank my boss and coworkers who gave me some supportive words) I've only gone through one other family member passing off, here's praying grandma gets through this and have some good years left.

CONEY ISLAND HOSPITAL:
Here's where i'm going to have to vent. This has to be the worst hospital in the whole country. You fucking monkeys. Grandma's been there for almost 2 weeks and these fuckers can't tell me which one of the doctors is assigned to her or what the fuck they plan to do. They're totally uncooperative and irresponsible they hardly speak and fucking english, nor chinese. you stupid fucks. You'll get what's coming to, karma's going to come back and bite you in the ass, you dumb shits. Guess the only hospital I have to compare is bellevue and guverners, and these 2 other places are much more family friendly and they actually answer your questions when you want to talk to the doctors or even the nurses. Not to say everyone at coney island's bad but the ones i've had to deal with the the last few days are beyond ignorant. Not to mention the facilities are shitty as hell.

Current Mood: melancholy

Yet another week goes by.
Chronic made me read a very interesting article. http://www.fastcompany.com/online/66/mylife.html
You might want to read it also, it's interesting and it goes in depths as to what makes a person live a healthy and happy life regarding your careers. I've talked to many people, friends/coworkers acqaintances; not one is happy with their career. This is probably universal, there's just no way around it. The article covers many aspects of this dilema. I'm thinking the reason most people don't pick up and try to persue what they want to do is, no one really knows what it is that htey want to do, and what if they do go ahead and look, but comes up empty. The evil you do know is better than the devil you don't know.
I don't know, I'm getting paid sitting here, and more and more I'm getting used to working 2-3 hour days. I'm not learning anything, I'm not super ambitious but my mind does crave a workout. Doesn't seem to me this is going to get me very far. But i'm too chicken shit to go out there and look for whatever it is that I desire.

On the brighter note, our Brooklyn Branch office is having a staff dinner, can't really say i'm thrilled about going. Back last year i figure It'd be a chance to meet some of the big wigs of the company and maybe some brown nosing will get me somewhere. I'll learned better, This time around it's just more tedious work, It's more like a mandatory, volunteery dinner time. I'm just going to be a team player about it and hang out for a bit before i break out.
It's not that i don't like the people here or anything. They seem nice, and gossippy, but which women isn't; i'm surrounded by too many females here, all married or getting married. At the very least, next week's only a 3 and a half day week, thank you chinese new year.

Current Mood: apathetic

Fuck Winter! A big big fuck you to winter
Fuck "winter" there's nothing good about it. When I'm frying in the summer, I still have a nice air conditioning, and its ol so nice, but when its fucking freezing outside and you turn that shit radiator on, all it does is make it stuffy and nasty, even worst when the fucking heat don't work you freeze your ass off. So fuck you "winter"

Negatives of winter.
Colds
Flu Season
Dry flaky skin
Chapped Lips
Canker Sores
Nose Bleeds from the radiator
The fucking icy streets
Wearing 10 fucking layers just to keep warm
Hot chicks all bundled up
No free venue to shoot hoops
Having your ears, nose feel like they're going to fucking fall off.
(please feel free to add to my list)

Positives of winter!
None you silly shit!
Well you have football season, that's about it.

Current Mood: cold

Brrrrrrrrr.....It's cold in here!
There's no fucking toros in the atmostphere, but its sure damned cold. I'm sitting at work; this is probably the coldest day of the year so far. And we're without heat, we've been without heat for a couple of weeks now, but today, it seems like I'm going to crack. So the technician, super, what ever you call him guy comes in, takes a look at it, and says, "ah here's the problem, you didn't turn the heat on" Bullshit!, we've turned it on, and he does something with the knobs and leaves, and its been almost an hour and still no heat, that silly shit, he'll pay. He'll pay. Anyway, there's nothing i can do about it but just be here with my "peacoat" and be cold. It's so damn cold that i won't be doing anywork today, until my need for heat is fulfilled. finally a BIG FUCK YOU goes out to the season called "winter"

Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: It's olllll sooooo cold!!! Brrrrrrr

My Bad driving.
Alright, So I'm ready to share my story of the accident,. Just got my license a couple of months ago, and the following week I'm in an accident. What happened was i was at the middle of the road waiting for the cars ahead of me to make their left turns. SO as it cleared out I proceeded and out of nowhere i got hit perpendiculary right at the passenger side back door. There's a very noticable dent. This fucker was clearly not looking where he was going, I'd say he was anticipating the light,and jump the gun. YOu'll pay. The worst thing is I'm being sued for running a red, what the fuck. Anyway, this shit will take a while to resolve. But like they say, whatever don't kill you will make you a stronger driver. Strong like fucking bull. ONce you get that one out of the way, you're good to go. So I'm rated the worst driver now, but how can that be there's always the opposite sex to pick on. muahahahahha( jk. Ladies)hell, like anyone reads my shit anyway besides marsha.
watch out fucker that's suing me, karma will poke you in the ass so hard you won't know what stuck you. you'll pay. alright I'm ousted.

Current Mood: bouncy

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